
I have had an opportunity to meet several of Lizzie's Thai friends. All of them are welcoming, warm and eager (if somewhat tentative) to practice their english. One friend, Noi, has gone above and beyond for this farang tourist and has taken special interest in introducing me to Chiang Mai.
Noi, Tom and Lizzie spend Tuesday and Thursday evenings together in "art class". Tom is a very talented painter and tutors Lizzie and Noi. Last Tuesday Noi asked Lizzie, "Has Krista had real Lanna food?" To which Lizzie responded no. "Well she should. I'll bring Lanna food next week."
I should note that modern Thailand is a collection of former kingdoms, principalities and ethnic groups. Lanna is the name of the former kingdom surrounding Chiang Mai which is in northern Thailand and has a culture distinct from southern Thailand (around Bangkok).
The following week, painting was put aside in favor of Lanna cuisine. Noi brought spicy local sausage, something akin to green chilli salsa, a mildish red curry, pork rinds, ground pork with spices and sticky rice.
I was feeling a bit cocky since I'd been eating Thai food without too much pain. Perhaps I failed to mention how spicy Thai food is. In Thailand they don't ask you, "How spicy would you like it?" They assume a minimum of spiciness. That minimum can pretty much knock your socks off. At any rate, I was feeling a bit over confident. Actually I did fine with everything until I dipped into the green chili dish for the second round. My first round I had patiently removed all of the seeds. On my second go I wasn't so careful. And I paid the price. It wasn't just the spiciness. It was the persistence. Even the nice bland sticky rice failed to cut the searing sensation. Ultimately, I took a trip to the 7-11 (yep, they're all over Thailand) for a nice, big, cool, bottle of beer. The beer definitely improved my lot in life.
I also got my first taste of Thai social order. (Julie should get a kick out of this.) Noi was insistent that she do the dishes. (As most of you know doing the dishes is kind of my thing.) Noi would have none of it. When I pressed she said, "No. No. You are older. I will do the dishes." I have to admit I was a little taken aback by this line of reasoning. Particularly since it didn't feel all that complimentary that she would point out my seniority. It's not as if she's a teenager - she's thirty. I couldn't even think of a quick come back. Hrumph.
My next outing with Noi was also culinary in nature - but much more tame. She invited me to join her and her four neices and nephew for bread and milk. On the phone as she invited me I thought we must have been having a translation problem. While I was happy to go grocery shopping, I just couldn't see how buying bread and milk would be a fun outing for the kids. Still, for me, everything in Chiang Mai is an adventure and I wasn't about to turn this one down.
As it turns out we actually did go out for bread and milk. There are chains in Thailand (think Baskin Robbins-esque) that sell toast with toppings and milk. Cinamon toast or toast with sweetened (condensed?) milk are treats that the kids love. And the milk was plain cow's milk with a ~lot~ of sugar. I enjoyed the toast and watching the kids - ages ranging from 12 years to 16 months - was a kick.
We were travelling in Noi's pick up truck. Noi and I in the cab and the kids in back. The Thais have a very different take on safety and liability than the Americans. After two and a half weeks here, I'm beginning to think that Americans are a little over the top and paranoid about safety...but then again...
After we dropped the kids off Noi drove in search of a dinner spot. Up to this point I'd been experiencing Chiang Mai traffic from the perspective of a motorcycle. I'd ridden briefly in a car, but it had been a very small car and I was in the back seat. Noi was driving a truck, it was night time, the traffic was fairly heavy and I was in the front seat as a passenger. It seems irrational but at that moment, a motorcycle seemed a much safer alternative.
I have to admit cringing inadvertently on several occaisions. It was unclear to me whether Noi was intentionally pulling into the next lane or just drifting there. Noi caught me white knuckling it and she said, "Don't worry, Krissa. I have license!" and my favorite comment to date, after my second or third cringe, Noi reassuringly and proudly pronouncd, "Don't worry! I am Chiang Mai people!"
Now here is the miracle of traffic in Chiang Mai. Speeds rarely exceed 35 or 40 miles and hour. Drivers seem only aware/responsible for the road directly ahead of them - nothing to the right or left or behind them. There seem to have an uncanny faith that everyone behind them is looking out for their best interests; so much so that I've seen turning vehicles completely ignore oncoming traffic. And if you can't quite find an opening in the traffic for that right hand turn (Thai's drive on the left side of the road), just pull your vehicle out into traffic and wave in a friendly way. Somehow traffic gives way, no one gets hurt and road rage never seems to enter the picture.
Don't worry. They are Chiang Mai people!